Things to Be Less Crazy about, Vol. 1

I am super excited about releasing this book, and I have a plan to promote it, but one of the ingredients in that plan is time/waiting which I DO NOT LIKE. Because I am psyched! An impatient child who hath new robes and may not wear them! Some people are really good at savoring the moments of anticipation before things happen, and I'm better at it than I used to be, but still. This is a craziness for sure!

Stop obsessively refreshing the internet, Madge! Yeesh calm down and get off the computer. 

OK. That's what I'm going to do now.